Awesome potty training poems are few and far between. We thought we’d tackle the vacuum here at Potty Training Power with this little ditty: Number One and Two it!
Enjoy!
Going to the potty is something we must do. Mommies do it. Daddies do it. Even me and you.
Our number one is always liquid. Our number two is like a paste. Both of them are made up from all our bodyʼs waste.
We have to dump our garbage, so that we donʼt get sick, From all the dirty, yucky and disgusting garbage ick.
Our waste is trash inside us. We have to push it out. Doing it without our diaper is what this bookʼs about.
We have to wear a diaper, when weʼre a baby whoʼs still small. But once we start to run around – swift and straight and tall,
Then we know itʼs time to learn what weʼre supposed to do when we have to go & make a number one or two.
Itʼll start out as a tickle, from somewhere deep inside our tummy. Sometimes we can feel it after we eat something yummy.
When things begin to stir around and start to move inside, we wonʼt go in a corner or find a place to hide.
Weʼll find our mom or daddy – any relative will do – then weʼll say, “Excuse me, I must go number one or two!”
Theyʼll understand, take our hand, and help take care of it. Weʼll walk into the bathroom, pull down our pants and sit.
Weʼll keep sitting on the potty. Until our wait is through. Weʼll know when weʼre finished; weʼll see our number one or two.
Things feel so much better when we donʼt need a change. Even though at first those things might feel a little strange.
Weʼll feel so much bigger, and that feeling feels so good. If we can number one and two it, then donʼt you think we should?
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